Dear Mr. Chaney,Your application was referred to us along with a copy of your C.V. We are a prestigious, fully accredited University in Costa Rica, and as a University are able to offer higher level diplomas.
CONGRATULATIONS! Our admissions committee has reviewed your C.V., and we are pleased to offer you the following additional degrees which Almeda, being a mere college cannot grant.
PHD in Computer Science
Master of Business Administration
Master of the Arts in Photography
Bachelor of Arts for Central European Studies
All you need to do to receive these degrees is to send $2000 to our offices in your area, and you will immediately be granted the degrees. Your diplomas will be genuine parchment sheepskin and will arrive immediately.
A time payment schedule is possible, and if you elect this option we will issue you a student ID card until you have paid for your degrees. After graduation, we would like to offer you a faculty position as guest lecturer, and will provide ID to that effect. There is an additional $100 charge for the faculty position, to defray associated costs.
An optional Doctoral Robe is available for your graduation and use in attending academic ceremonies at other institutions that may invite you to speak. Let us know your sizes and we will supply a quote for the robes.
Again, Congratulations! If you are in Costa Rica you may visit your Alma Mater at any time. Remember, we are a fully accredited University with several members of the Costa Rican government and other prominent citizens on our steering committee.
We look forward to granting your degrees.
Best Regards,
Director of Advanced Placement
Frank Abnagale University