How to write is an important topic for my readers. You can see Bob's
message about some software he thinks I should get.
And,
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To: Garnet
From: Bob
Subject: You should get this...
Perfect for post processing [your clients] specs and requests, feature lists, and so on:
http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/downloadoftheday/story/0,24330,3461426,00.html
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TechTV Download of the Day: Bullfighter
This program promises to detect jargon laden BS in your Microsoft Word
documents and PowerPoint presentations. It'll not only help your business
writing, they even recommend to use it on the personal letters you send to
your online love targets. They warn this is not for people who enjoy sounding
like a corporate executive's yes-toy, this is only for people want to return to
sounding normal.
Garnet's P.S.: De' faq fo' dis program sounds cool, man!
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Garnet scribbles back to de Bob...
Bob,
But we gots dat one friend who gots'ta been so's successful without dis
honky code..... Besides no one eva' gets promoted fo' clear writin': dey lay
ya' ass off and hire some guy who dont know how t' scribble t' snatch yo'
place. Sheeeiit. Ah dink dere be some betta' way t' carea' advancement,
dig dis: Ah wants some version o' de old DOS program JIVE.COM dat
puts de bull
back into mah messages. Right On!
If I look over my shoulder into a mirror behind my desk, this message
makes sense to me....Olga
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Ya' know, wid de recent Supreme Court decision upholdin' affirmative
acshun, it's important t' jump on dat bandwagon fo' de 25 years dat Chief
Misjustrice Sandra De Kan-Kan says we should maintain dat honky code fo'.
It's baaaad t' know some honky code gots'ta be useful fo' de next 25 years.
Ah heard some lawya' mama yesterday who wuz sayin' in ha' constitutional law
class, dey most hated t' eyeball Sandra De Kan-Kan's opinions a'cuz dey wuz
so's twisted and roundabout. Dis lawya' wuz sayin' she would ratha' see de
damn Court o' Supreme Misjustice obey de rule o' law, and pay attenshun t'
de clear wordin' o' Constitutional clauses likes de "Equal Protection"
ammendment, instead o' watchin' dem go out on limbs dat ain't supported and
might be reversed in de future. Sheeeiit. If we duzn't gots consistency in
our laws, where suckas won't know whut gots'ta happen in de future, den we
might as well be some tinpot dird world dictato' run country. Ya' know?
Sorry Ah gots off de track, and maybe off mah meds too...
Anyhow, maybe Ah should scribble some site dat talks about how de use o'
Jive.com kin make ya' really successful, likes Ah am. What it is,
Mama!..
Or maybe some honky code dat knows how much bread de clients throw me, and
gots it custom tailo' each clients messages. De more bread dey throw de less
bullshit it puts in. Actually, it would gots t' track correlashun between
bullshit and payments, some clients might gots inverse relationship and need
more shuck and jive, ratha' dan less.... A convenient income wizard could
tune de damn honky code t' yo' desired level o' wealth. What it is, Mama!
Den Ah could scribble mah newest article in de deadbeat clients series
"How t' talk t' some Deadbeat Client".
- Garnet
Some o' mah favorite sites, dig dis:
http://www.thewebsitemakers.com - Git a complete camera store fo' ya' website!
http://www.bookstoremakers.com - Git an Amazon bookstore so's ya' too kin make bread fum Amazon's sales.
http://www.mysleepcenter.com - Gots sleep? Visit dis site and git betta' sleep tonight.
http://www.find11.com - Family friendly search results. Give us some try. Ya' know?
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