Flying saucers could solve our nations social problems

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There are still people stuck in free government trailers after Katrina, and they need more handouts to escape those conditions. There should be a 90% tax on these luxury items to help support the Katrina victims. And for every one sold, they need to provide for the return of 1000 of our solders from Iraq. Oh, and for everyone of these sold, a carbon offset of the new owner being forced to buy and maintain a free Prius for the use of one of the katrina victims..... Oh yes, and mandatory payment of 83% tax on the gas used in this vehicle to support insurance for children whose parents are forced to use the emergency room for medical care because the state isn't giving them free insurance for their kids who can afford ipods and cell phones and text messaging. Oh, yes, and an air tax to support the highway patrol buying these. And a requirement that each vehicle owner use it to transport at least 5 illegals per year out of the country.... Let's see, Katrina, troops home, carbon offsets,... These things could solve all the problems that our country has. They should be mandatory.