How To Have A Thriving Souvenir Business
Letters From Readers, March 2003
>Click here: Items matching ( girl scout cookies )
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> hey... here's a great opportunity... selling Girl Scout cookies
> on eBay... the Girl Scouts HQ is supposed to be pissed about
> this... I think it's great..
>
> got another great idea... now that the war's started how about
> selling jeenyouwine souvenirs taken from Iraqi prisoners!!
> just take some beat-to-shit rags and claim that they came off
> the back of some poor guy rounded in the opening minutes..
>
> what the hell dozens of people were selling Eleon Gonzalez's
> life raft on eBay... I'm sure each and every one was the
> jeenyouwine article too...
>
> paul
We would make even more money if we wrote and sold an ebook advising others on how to do this...
"Never Before Published eBook About How To Have Your Own Thriving Souvenir Business from the Comfort of Your Own Home
- How to find news of events that people will want souvenirs from
- How to create aged souvenirs
- How to price your souvenirs
- How to idenfify niche markets that need your souvenirs
- How to create ads that make people believe your sourvenirs are rare and valuable
- How to use test ads to market souvenirs that aren't even in your possession
- How to locate people involved in the events who will authenticate the claims about your souvenirs
- How to use free police reports to authentic your souvenirs.
- List of Wholesale Suppliers of authentik items that could have been part of these events
- How to profit from anti-semitism and other racial preferences
And if you order today, we'll send you these special lists. Every one of
them is worth at least twice the price of the eBook, and some have sold
separately for hundreds of dollars, but they are yours free if you order
today:
- Bonus #1. List of 201 all time top selling disasters
- Bonus #2. List of 29 entirely legal ways to create newsworthy events that people will want souvenirs from
- Bonus #3. Bonus List of 83 urban legends you can sell souvenirs from
- Bonus #4. Bonus list of 37 movies that you make "As seen in..." claims related to your souvenirs
- Bonus #5. Bonus list of 2934 starving has-been celebrities willing to endorse your souvenir for little or no money. Some will endorse just for food, or bail, or conjugal visits.
- Bonus #6: Don Delete's CDROM full of deleted email from 2001! Get great ideas for souvenirs from this digital treasure trove compiled by Don Delete.
- Bonus #7: Recycle Bin Sampler - Don Delete prepared this disk from the recycle bins of corporate computers all over Amerika.
- Bonus #8: Coupon good for 50% discount for the complete 50 gigabyte Don Delete bit bucket collection - Published on 12 DVD's, this international collection of deleted bits is sure to entertain and amuse.
Hurry! This is a limited time offer!"
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