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Words and Definitions for Common Things

Here are funny contrived words that I've thought up. Some of them I thought up during the boundary between sleep and wakefulness, that zone where the simplest of things can seem hilarious....

cash exceedencies
From my dreams last night, 16 December 2003: Dr. Agni Hotri was talking about a business, "Their product was very interesting, until they went out of business, they were very adept at producing cash exceedencies." What a great euphemism for running up big debts and overspending! What a great description of some of the companies where I've worked in the past.

Singinite
That mysterious checmical element that robs musical entertainers of their musical ability.

Things I thought of first, but now can't remember

  • Name for the way stuff swirls when it goes down the drain. Thought of this during a plane flight in Novermber of 2003.
 

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