Garnet's "Phil Henry Show Digest"10/31/2003 - Owner of a grocery store wants a new federal law that gives employers 20% share of any lottery pools won by groups of their employees. He claims his employees spend his work time figuring out who will buy the tickets, and that gives him a right to share in any federal or state lottery winnings.Voice of Robert Green, the grocery store owner, was performed by Phil Henry. Seriously, he thinks within 18 months some employer will sue the employees for a portion of their lottery winnings. He promises that if this lawsuit doesn't happen, he'll take his clothes off at 12 noon on Ventura Blvd, at the Sepulveda corner. Replay "Comedy Gold": Lloyd Bonified - How the fast lane is for passing only. He tailgates people if they don't get out of his way. A policeman calls him to tell him that he is breaking the law. The guy asks the policeman if he can get the vertical ramming bumpers for his car so that he could push people out of the fast line. "Get A Piece Of Fat and Slide Off?" Phil wonders what that means to older people. Check out my Everything Phil Henry link archive. | 