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Singaporeans Sing With Pride

Singaporeans Sing With Pride

From: Christopher
Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2002 10:29
To: Garnet Chaney
Subject: FW: Songs Singaporeans will be singing
The Singapore Government recently announced a possible solution to their drinking water woes, in light of the fact that they have little water of their own, and are almost totally dependent on Malaysia for it.

-----Original Message-----
From: Mr Surin
Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2002 3:14 PM
Subject: Songs Singaporeans will be singing
I am sure Singaporeans will be singing with pride these songs on their National Day :-)

> > Drink Our Pee, Singapore
> > (to the tune of 'Count On Me Singapore')
> >
> > We have refreshment for tomorrow
> > It's our pee, it's our pee
> > Straight from the bowls of Singapore
> > Drink your shee-shee, drink your shee-shee
> > You and me, we'll do our part
> > We'll try to pee, without a fart
> > We'll show Malaysia that we'd rather save mo-ney
> > And drink our pee, and drink our pee!
> >
> > Why flush something down our bowl that is so tasty
> > It's eco-friendly, and comes straight from our kidney There's a
> > toilet over there Let's make a drink that we can share
> > But we're going to call it something else that's more catchy
> > Instead of pee, instead of pee
> >
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> > Drink our pee, have a glass or more
> >
> > Count on me, to help the state
> > It's patriotic to urinate
> > Let's all achieve the Singaporean dream
> > Drink from our stream, drink from our stream
> >
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> > Drink our pee, it's cheaper than Pepsi
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> >
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> > Drink our pee, have a glass or more
> > Drink our pee, Singapore
> >
> > Drink our pee together Singapore,
> > Drink our pee together Singapore,
> > Together Singapore, Singapore
> > Together Singapore, Singapore
> > Together Singapore, Singapore
> >
> >
> > Ang Mor One So Long
> > (to the tune of 'Bengawan Solo')
> >
> > Ang Mor one so long
> > Our char bor they chee hong
> > And our jobs they all potong
> > And make us all chin buay song
> >
> > Ang Mor one, tolong
> > They spend the whole day long
> > Togo un-til they gong-gong
> > But still their pay is more tok kong
> >
> > The Gahmen calls them foreign talent
> > And don't see irony in this:
> > After gaining independence,
> > To re-import colo-nia-lists
> >
> > Ang Mor, hear our song
> > We welcome you as long
> > You help to make our country strong
> > If not, then please balik kampong
> >
> >
> > We Are Chin Kang Kor
> > (to the tune of 'We Are Singapore')
> >
> > There was a time when people said our bus fares won't increase But
> > it did There was a time when people thought our CPF won't decrease
> > But it did
> > We built a nation,
> > With nothing free,
> > Reaching out together,
> > To grab all our mo-ney
> >
> > Chorus 1:
> > This is my country, this is my flat
> > Is there a future, or am I mad?
> > What of my family, what of my friends?
> > We are chin kang kor, chin kang kor eh lang
> >
> > Singapore, our homeland
> > Is ruled by one party
> > They've just stuck us with some more
> > Bloody GST
> > We worked so hard together,
> > What have we achieved?
> > Singapore forever,
> > Stuck with price increase
> >
> > (Repeat Chorus 1)
> >
> > (Sung)
> > We, the citizens of Singapore
> > Pledge ourselves as one diffi-cult people
> > Regardless of haze, weather or pollution
> > To complain about it equally
> > Whether statement, law or policy
> > Because we have much
> > Unhappiness
> > That we cannot
> > Express through elections
> >
> > Chorus 2:
> > We are chin kang kor, we are chin kang kor
> > We will stand together and complain some more
> > We are chin kang kor, we are chin kang kor
> > We will kau peh kau bu, then kau peh some more
> >
> > (Repeat Chorus 1 & 2)
> >
> > We are chin kang kor, chin kang kor eh lang (x2)
> >
> >
> >
 

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