The Knights Temporal
By Garnet R. Chaney
Art Bell is talking about a story that the Vatican is hiding a working model
of a time machine. They may have used it to film the crucifiction of Jesus.
The Vatican is now keeping it secret to keep it out of evil hands... Jesuit
Preist Francios Bernet, claims that the priest who died in 1994, who claimed
he had developed the Chrono-visor, would not lie........ Art Bell thinks if
a private inventor made it, the church would be the only safe place to
turn..... But now Art is speculating that maybe the film of the crucifiction
revealed something different than the story they've been telling about the
"crucifiction" (my new word), so maybe they are hiding it for that
reason...... Art says he has been told that there are tunnels under the
Vatican that hide secrets from antiquity.
More indepth book: http://www.newpara.com/time_travel.htm Also search
Google for Chronovisor.
I've ordered the book. If you're very interested, I'll send you a review of it.
Maybe I'll start a new order of nuns: Our Lady Of Immaculate
Temporality........ The secrets guarded down through the ages by the Knights
of the Round Stopwatch. The Catholics can't have all the good stuff, so
I'll go to the competition. Maybe I'll see if the Eastern Orthodox will give
me a franchise for this, then I could recruit cute Ukranian nuns..... Maybe
I'll call Art Bell and have some fun with this....
I don't know if I ever mentioned this to you, but when Sarah and I went to
Penang, there was a mosque on top of the high hill. I did not go in the
mosque, but from a distance, I could see that inside the mosque, on the wall
in front of everyone, was what looked like a giant model of a rolex watch.
It looked like it had part of the arm band, a metal arm band, three or four
links of it above and below the watch. Perhaps they were members of a
heretical islamic offshoot, or they are descendents of the lost Knight of
the Round Stopwatch.......... BTW, when I was in the Ukraine I visited a
lot of Eastern Orthodox churches, including the great church at Lavra in
Kiev. They have catacombs beneath the church, with all kinds of mummies of
saints in glass coffins. There was even a monk guarding a latice metal door
behind which were shelves of bell jars with skulls and other religious
relics (remains) of various of their saints. The catacombs are only lit by
candles carried by the believers, and a few candles on the walls. No
electric light... Normally the mummies are completely covered in a thick
looking velvetine shroud, but I was able to sneak a digital picture of the
desicated hand of one of the mummies that had been placed through a cut in
the burial fabric, and folded over the mummies chest.
You say you'd like to be inducted to the Knights Temporal? Just repeat our
prayer:
Our Time Keeper, who art in all time zones,
hallowed be thy temporal flow.
By thy timeless rate,
thy will be done,
not a moment late.
Give us this day our time check,
and forgive us our slowness,
as we forgive those who forget about the time.
Lead us not into false timezones,
but time all things according to thine interval.
For thine is the the timelessness,
and the glory of forever, amen.
Actually, my group also will be guarding the secret of a maximum rate of
time travel. I can reveal a unique discovery of mine that there is a key
physical problem limiting the maximum rate of time travel. It is one of the
mysteries of the faith. No outsiders have ever remarked about this.
We're a little different than other groups. They hold mass during their
services, and it was a real problem when they had to change to the metric
system. I hear they still have some old timers that wish for the old
measurement units that they couldn't understand.... Since we hold time
during our services, we've never had such a problem. Our group believes
that sloth is a mortal sin, being unaware of wasting time is the
unpardonable sin..... Major festivals on the days of the leap second.....
Baptism is during the first leap year of a child's life. Those that are born
during a leap year are especially blessed..... They have the 13 stations of
the cross, but we have the 12 hour ticks of the clock.....
More later.....
- Garnet
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